Becca: Hey Sus!
S: And hey everyone else, too!
B: lol (: So, where do we start?
S: Well, somebody, no pointing fingers, wants to talk about Dobby.
B: ME?
S: Never! So, who is this Dobby person? Not sure if I know...
B: ppshh. You call yourself a fan lovey. You need to work on the 'acting dumb' - doesn't suit you. He's my sexy lover with big ears, cute eyes and can do amazing things by clicking his fingers :)
S: Haha, yeah, he's pretty amazing. I really do love him!
B: IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!
S: Ha, keep your pants on, I'm just saying how awesome he is. I cried when he died, I couldn't believe it! Sweet little Dobby!
B: Haha. Me too. But he didn't really die y'know. He lives under my bed. J.K just put that so me and Dobs can have a private life without fans harassing him ;] Good ol' Jo.
S: - sigh - Sure. But honestly, though, he was a brave little elf, wasn't he?
B: He was. He's sitting here right now :P
He's asking of you have a teacosy he could have.. I spilt coffee on his other one by accident..
S: Becca.
B: Sus.
S: I don't think the readers will care much for you and Dobby's home antics, thanks! Now really, how sad were you at the end of "Malfoy Manor" when you read the last paragraph?! I was devastated
B: I actually cried.
S: Aww!
B: I'm so glad I was reading it at night. If I got seen crying over a book I'd never hear the end of it!
S: Wee Becca actually has a heart!
B: ...Shup
S: And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great, glassy orbs sprinkled wtih light from the starts they could not see.
S: Jo knows how to get the tears going, doesn't she?!
B: Aw, she sure does! Also, That wasn't the worst This was: "Here lies Dobby, A free elf" - That's just torture!
S: I know!
S: I loved the way Harry insisted on digging the grave, don't you?
B: Aw. That was adorable.
S: And how Harry thought Ron was gonna make fun of him for it, but he just got in the grave and helped!
B: Aw. :(
Don't set me off!
S: and then they covered him in clothes. That was just... uh.
B: Aw.
Can we talk about the cooler bits of Mr Dobblepoops?
Like when he dropped the cake on the annoying womans head?
S: Haha, yeah! He really had it in for harry in the second book, didn't he?
B: Aww. He was trying to save his life. Bless him. He even ironed his hands for Harry. Even I wouldn't do that. I nudged an iron once and I have a scar!
S: Haha! Poor Dobby! Yeah, he was a pretty brave little guy really. Stopping his letters. Dropping the cake. Stopping the platform barrier. Bewitching the bludger!
B: Awww. You forgot that he snuck out of the manor to do all of that.
S: Yeah, that's what I'm saying! That's how he was brave. All of this was done in secret and of all families but the Malfoys!
S: He was a really powerful little guy, too! How he blasted Lucius at the end of CoS!
B: Awwwwww I actually LOVE him. I'm gonna go as Dobby for Halloween next year!
S: Haha, wicked! "You shall not harm Harry Potter!"; "You shall not touch Harry Potter. you shall go now."! GO DOBBY!
B: Sexy Dobbo :)
S: Haha! Shall we move onto our next topic?
B: TRELAWNEY! (:
S: haha indeed! It's the Sorting hat.. the awesome sorting hat..
B: Can I make up a song?
S: Sure, make a sorting hat song that we have to sing everytime it gets to this point in the blog
B:
I'm a sorting hat, That was pretty good for a 'first thing into my head' comment
S: ...
B: IT RHYMES!
S: Not quite what had in mind -
B: I thought it was beautiful - It brought a tear to my eye
S: Not quite what i had in mind, but I guess now that it's been said it's gonna have to be it, isn't it?
B: Yep :) I like it. It's original at least. Bet you wont see that in a fanfiction.
S: I hope not.
S: So anyway, who're we sorting?
B: TRELAWNEY!
...and my teddy bear: Edward. - He asked you to sort him personally
S: Haha, me, all my choice?!
B:
Yep.S: Okay, I reckon.. he is in....Where to put him..
B: Hahaha.
S: yes.. I think... RAVENCLAW!
B: YAY!
HE'S WITH ME!
S: Anyway, TRELAWNEY!
B: Ravenclaw. Deffo
S: I'm not so sure. Until we started talking about it the other day, I was with you, but now I think about it, I think she could actually be a Gryffindor.
B: Haha, Why?
S: Well, I think that when we think of Trelawney, we automatically think of Ravenclaw. I always did. But now, let's look at the traits of Ravenclaw: "Intelligence and Wit"
B: LOL. Well, she isn't exactly dumb.. Just a tad mad. Edward fancies her :P
S: Yes, but she has only ever made TWO correct prophecies!
B: Yeah..
S: So don't you think a Ravenclaw would have a bit more true prophecies?
B: But, they were both true and Neville did break his cup so three.
S: Yes but every other one has gone wrong! Well, why do YOU think she's a Ravenclaw so adamantly?
B: Because I'm the sorting hat in human form. So I decide.
S: ...
B: 'tever.
S: You're not gonna argue, are you?
B: About what?
S: O_o TRELAWNEY!
B: I've said the FACT of her house (as the sorting hat, I know these things)
S: O_o
B: Sorry sorry! I'll stop!
B: Do you forgive me?
S: Only because I have no one else :P
S: I think I might just call her a Gryffinclaw and be done with it. Because I am actually with you, I think she's a Ravenclaw. I just think there are parts of her that one could argue are much more Gryffindorish
S: No?
